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We Rate Kitchen Remodeling TV shows.

Reality shows can actually make our jobs as designers and renovators more difficult.

Some of their shows on kitchen renovations involve fantastic storylines, ridiculously low construction costs, and bad construction advice. I’ve watched numerous episodes of the kitchen remodeling shows below and rated them. Overall, the kitchen remodeling TV shows on HGTV are the least authentic and in some cases are more than just misleading. Is your favorite kitchen show on our list?

Kitchen Remodeling TV Shows are rated from 1 to 4 stars.

Flip or Flop             2 stars

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Tarek and Christina El Moussa two unsurprisingly photogenic California real estate speculators buy homes to resell. Remodeling costs on this show are ridiculously low even by Pennsylvania standards. Christina’s ‘vocal fry’ makes the show hard to watch.

This Old House                          4 Stars

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The show that started it all. While all the construction information is accurate the show isn’t intended to be cost effective renovation. Instead, the show has morphed over time into a showcase for new construction techniques and to give some interesting back story to remodeling and design. Because of this, I prefer the early episodes that were more about practical renovations and featured the granddaddy of the genre Bob Villa.

Rehab Addict                     2 Stars

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Nicole Curtis is an attractive former Hooters waitress with little construction or design experience beyond what she has gained from doing her show. Nichole hosts Rehab Addict a show about restoring historic homes. The show does not give any bad advice as far as I can tell. Historic homes can be so fascinating, it is a shame this show isn’t more engaging and that the designs aren’t more professional.

Property Brothers           3 Stars

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Twin brothers, Jonathan and Drew Scott and potential home buyers go through a formulaic process of pretending to select homes and designs. In reality houses and designs are all selected before the homeowners are found, and while everything about this show is staged the renovations and designs are creative and tasteful. Each episode also has unexpected problems arise that a real professional would know about in advance.

Fixer Upper                1 Star

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Chip and Joanna Gaines renovate central Texas using a complete lack of realism. The show is as much a fantasy as are the walls that Chip crashes through that never have any studs in them. Finding space aliens would be easier than finding walls without framing. Watching this show if you know anything about remodeling or design is painful.

Kitchen Crashers              3 Stars

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While Alison Victoria’s show is completely staged, it at least doesn’t seem to be misleading. I’m sure that the only time Alison is ever in the kitchen is when the cameras are rolling. While the design ideas are simplistic and not particularly inspired, they are also not bad, which is refreshing. This show could actually be much better with just a little more input from some real design professionals.

Hometime                             4 Stars

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Dean Johnson has gone through a series of female co-hosts over the years but since 1986 the show has retained its realism and its simple straight forward explanations for how construction and renovations are done.

Kitchen Cousins        1 Star

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HGTV’s cousins Anthony Carrino and John Colaneri are contractors that specialize in renovating kitchens. The show is accurate and is not misleading. However, these two contractors know absolutely nothing about kitchen design nor apparently do any of the show’s advisers. Nearly every kitchen they design breaks fundamental rules for well-designed kitchens.


I hope the reviews above have given everyone some food for thought. Please continue to enjoy these shows but keep in mind that they are entertainment and not reality…

…and of course…

Bon Appetit!


One Reply to “We Rate Kitchen Remodeling TV shows.”

  1. Jeff Grenz

    I watch these shows just for laughs.

    The budgets are usually unattainable fiction.

  2. Ross Mckibbon

    We are thinking about remodeling our six bedroom home this summer. I’m praying I can do a wonderful job.

    1. pmcalary[ Post Author ]

      Success in renovating a home requires the same thing as any other project. First doing the research to understand what’s involved in the project. And after researching deciding correctly what parts ot the work you are capable of doing yourself and what you will need to get professionals for. Fortunately we now have Youtube and the internet so you don’t necessarily have to go to the library. Spend at least 20% of the time it will take to do a project researching how to do it the way professionals do and planning it if you are planning on attempting the project yourself.
      Assuming you know how to do things you are not trained for is the most common mistake for amateurs and less competent professionals. Foe example most homeowners believe that they know how to paint or even wall paper. Foolishly they believe that there is little to know in these simpler renovation tasks. However there is a great deal to learn and not learning assures a very poor job. Professionals will often spend longer prepping the work area than actually painting or wallpapering.
      First find out what tools professionals use. Yes you may be doing a renovation yourself to save money, but if you aren’t using the tools needed to do the job well you will certainly fail. Tools won’t be expensive and will pay for themselves in the time you save. Learn how to repair and prep drywall, how to use a caulk gun, plaster, sand, prime, size for wallpaper. Follow the procedures laid out in detail on the videos you watch and the books or articles you read.
      For example one difference between a professionals work and an amateurs in painting is that a professional might use up to a case (12 tubes) of caulk prepping walls and trim work in an older home while an amatuer might use zero and not even own a caulk gun much less know how to use it. The difference in the finished product is staggering.
      As a kitchen designer I can assure you that designing a kitchen well is not possible without the help of an experienced and talented kitchen designer.
      Fortunately most cabinet dealers supply design help free of charge as it is incorporated into the cost of the cabinetry. Designing your kitchen yourself especially if you are an architect, engineer, real estate professional or contractor means you haven’t grasped the fundamental concept that you don’t know what you haven’t done professionally. The worst designs we see as kitchen designers ALWAYS come from these professions because they arrogantly assumed that they knew enough to design a kitchen and did little or no research. Smart professionals in these fields KNOW they need professional kitchen design help and that it is free and so collaborate with kitchen designers at the cabinet dealers they chose.
      Buying RTA cabinets or IKEA saves about 20% on cabinetry but you still must put cabinets together and you have no qualified professional kitchen designer to help you design, plan, and organize your kitchen renovation. This makes no sense but is all the rage. The best contractors, and architects would never buy RTA cabinetry so why do homeowners and less experienced pros assume this is a good idea. The answer is the IKEA effect a common delusion that effects most do-it-yourselfers.
      The fact that eminent researchers found that the majority of human beings would rate their first attempt at complex origami as better than a lifelong origami maker’s is telling. Most humans are delusional by nature. We see that in our politics, and in our every day life. The smartest person is always the person that admits they don’t know something and then does the research and gets the help they need.
      Because as humans we tend to delude ourselves, critical thinking and self evaluation are surprisingly important on any large scale renovation. IE knowing what you don’t know. I guarantee that if you are spending a great deal of time watching Fox news you are not the personality type that will embrace what you will most likely need to succeed.

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